oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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