She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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