lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin