A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
