I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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