Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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