Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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