He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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