Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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