how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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