spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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