Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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