Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no, he came in my armpit
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
