She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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