How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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