An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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