apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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