I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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