If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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