So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
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I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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