your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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