NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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