Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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