i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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