just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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