I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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