I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
