That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
