It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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