he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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