My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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