Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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