maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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