you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize