She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
