Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I will pee on everything he values.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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