I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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