just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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