He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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