There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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