New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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