What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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