Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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