Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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