trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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