There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
