It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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