im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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