Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
do herpes really smell.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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