dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
