The maid of honor just puked.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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