Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
