we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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