He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You ruined the universe
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