you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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