When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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